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^{In Hollywood they say there's no business like show business however “Surfing the Net” can be so entertaining and just when you think you have seen it all you stumble upon VOETV'S interview with James W. Walker VII, CPE Podcast at the Oracle of Enlightenment. This screen gem was produced in May or June 2002 and from the get go to the very end I could not stop laughing at James Walker VII CPE viewpoint when it comes to electrolysis. His good looking announcer was clean cut and close shaven all though he wore a sweatshirt with the sleeves cut off for that machismo look. His interviewer pointed out that James Walker the VII has a real job in addition to being an actor he is an Electrolysists. Then he asked James is it pronounced Electrolysists? James also unshaven replied in his giggling school-girl laugh, “In England it would be correct because “Electrologist” means the study of electrolysis.”}

^{Well Tallyho and hip, hip hurrah for James Walker VII, CPE, James I must say I am proud to be an American neither a Canadian nor a subject of the Queen. In America were electrolysis was invented and developed in professional occupation and Electrologist is a practitioner of Electrolysis not “Electrolysists”.}

^{Okay let’s get back to James Walker VII, CPE bloody interview, next his announcer made a comment that the American version of Electrologist makes its sound more like Dr. Frankenstein? James chuckled at the comment of Frankenstein and replied in his dorkish way I must say Electrolysists makes more sense and the English know how to speak English, again James broke into his giggling school girl laugh, giggle, giggle ha, ha, ha. Yes that was very interesting nonetheless we have a few more items to cover as was the introduction of  Lisa Rose the supposed subject who is laying on James table while James is playing with his Gynecologists lamp looking at Lisa’s skin, he said in high pitch squeal, “Lisa I have a worms eye view of your skin again breaking into his giggling school girl laugh!” Lisa says, “That’s a bright light, it hurts my eyes and James giggles again and goes oh yeah that's a Halogen bulb and James still left the hot lamp focused on her eyes.” Again no matter how many cues James announcer gave James he continued to play with his lamp like he was “ Der Kriegesmarine U-Boat Kapitan” looking up down and around through his periscope for enemy ships, I was waiting for James to say, “Los torpedoes” but that did not happen.}

^{Nevertheless James you need to know that you do not need a "Gynecologist Lamp" to do electrolysis because it’s too hot for the skin and an experienced electrologists prefer to use a Dazor Cool-Combo light with custom fit peripheral specialized magnifiers that allows you to do a better job in addition to being much more comfortable for the patient. In my professional opinion and experience I have seen many uneducated non-licensed certified professional electrologists run out and purchase surgical loops and "Gynecologists Lamps" of this nature just to inflate their own ego and to impress their patients with non-requisite "Stars Wars Technology". These lamps and magnifiers are totally inappropriate and they slow down your work with a distorted view that does not allow the electrologists to view the entire area of the face that needs to be treated. Halogen lamps are hot, too bright and burn the skin and what counts is that you actually see the patients entire face in full peripheral view instead of a reduced periscope two-inch to four inch circle that limits and restricts the quality of work you do. Poor Lisa Rose the subject for this supposed electrolysis demonstration remarked again boy that light hurts and James remarked, “Yeah its halogen bulb.” What kind electrologist uses a painfully bright hot halogen bulb that prevents from him seeing the hair and the entire area of the patient's face and skin correctly? However our uneducated non-licensed electrologist who is insensitive continued to let the hot bright light hurt her eyes. Nonetheless if you want to learn read about lamps and magnification click here.}

 
^{During this wearisome interview James Walker VII CPE our bearded electrologist hid behind his "Gynecologist's Lamp" in the right hand corner almost out of view from the camera and he never once made eye contact with the viewer while speaking. Another item that was most notable that James did not have a close up and I wonder why he hid from the camera, maybe Mr. Demille was not ready for James’s close up? When James subject Lisa Marie surprised him and asked him does electrolysis hurt? James evaded the question in its entirety with a condescending high squeaky voice and he asked how many cups of coffee do you drink? He also asked how much water do you drink a day. He also pointed how stress and other terms related to pain just to change the subject and to avoid answering Lisa Roses question. Instead of using a skin chart to show and explain to Lisa Rose that there are no nerve fibers inside the follicle shaft to the germinative base of the papillae than all you should feel is slight sensation from the electricity if your electrologist inserted the probe correctly. However James said you feel a slight prick or sting. Other items James talks about is how he prefers to do Flash Electrolysis known as Thermolysis in which boasts that he can treat up to 1,500 hairs per-hour. James please be patient and give everyone enough time to put our boots on because the poop is getting pretty deep around here. James it is impossible to correctly treat 1,500 hairs per hour without causing massive skin damage.}

^{James espouses the narrow view point where he uses and recommends mostly short-wave which he calls "Flash Electrolysis" while educated licensed electrologists use the common sense approach that all three modes of computerized treatment Short-Wave, Galvanic and Blend should be used and tested to see which mode produces the best results for different types of hairs and skin conditions. During the entire production it was obvious James had stage fright and unprepared while completely ignoring this photo-op and opportunity to capture the viewer's attention and present a thorough professional scientific theoretical presentation of electrolysis application using a medical grade skin chart and epilator. However there was no skin chart and James drifted off the subject of comparing his electrolysis equipment to Japanese automobiles, read below. Maybe James was used car salesman before he became a “Canadian Electrolysists”?}

^{James Walker VII CPE Japanese Automobiles Versus His Electrolysis Equipment?} 

^{Next James Walker VII, CPE leapfrogged to the next subject and says the thing the separates his practice from all other electrologists meaning women, is that most electrologists spend more money on their decorating than any other item. Furthermore James states in his opinion that the majority of electrologists use water effects, marble floors coupled with excessive decoration while they spend a total of $1200.00 dollars for their machine and a couple pair of forceps. In spite of this James continues to make absurd assumptions and statement during the interview James Walker VII, CPE did not bother to say where he got this information and came up with this figure of $1200.00 and a couple of pairs of forceps? For some strange reason James deliberately fails to mention his complete lack of having no accredited electrolysis education. In fact I noticed his walls were quite bare to say the least except for his one and only $225.00 120-hour Certified Professional Electrologist Certificate which appears to be the sum knowledge of his electrolysis academia? To lean what it takes to become a Certified Professional Electrologists click here.}

^{James it is so wrong and unprofessional for you to belittle, assume and speak of other electrologist's offices without knowing what they have for equipment. James to assume and make rude comments that a nicely decorated office does not compare to your "Frankensteinish Dungeon" of despair bare look when it comes to decorating is rude. James you’re trying to insinuate that women who are the majority of electrologists 99 and 3/4% of us spend more time decorating and that you alone spend more money for your electrolysis equipment is a cheap insult to all state licensed and registered electrologists. James Walker, VII CPE since 1875 women have worked hard and have built electrolysis into an recognized "Professional Industry" and your claim that we do not take our chosen profession seriously has no merit and denigrates women.  James in spite of this you fail to mention that you have not attended a nationally accredited electrolysis school and that you do not have a state license and registration as an electrologist to practice electrolysis. In my professional opinion your arrogance is ludicrous. The fact that you alone think you are entitled to pass over attending an accredited electrolysis school, run out and by your equipment, take a simple 120-hour fourth grade wonder course with a multiple choice exam with no practical examination is a complete hoax. James you insult women who are educated trained, test licensed and registered electrologists that spend up to two to three years for the education before we open our practice let alone purchase our equipment.}

^{During the interview, it was most observable that James was camera shy or should I say he had a bad case of “Stage Fright” because he hid behind his gynecologist’s lamp that he uses for electrolysis treatments. Gee girls in my whole life I have never met one electrologist that uses a "Gynecologists Lamp" for electrolysis treatments? James likes to boast and he quickly pointed out that the cash value of his "Gynecologists’ Lamp" could be used for a trade in on a Honda Civic. Next item James bragged about was his foreign made “Treatment table”, which he said, “Would be a nice down payment on a brand new “Honda Camry”. From their James talked about his foreign made Epilator as his “Bread and Butter Machine” that he could use as a down payment on a used Honda Civic. James it sounds like you would be better off if you went back to selling used Japanese cars. James what is your problem how come do not use America made electrolysis equipment?}

^{Nevertheless the most correct and sensible statement James W. Walker the VII, CPE made after mentioning his Canadian made bread and butter machine and I quote him Ver Batim, “Being the Idiot I am I did everything backward and did not have any money left for decorating”. His commenter or interviewer broke in and said I think you have a very nice hallway out there with plenty of magazines in the bathroom. James, "I’ll bet Al Bundy would give your bathroom his personal approval." Then James breaks in and said, “I will get the marble floors later.” Then again in the video you could see his antique circa 1950’S pressed imitation walnut paneling throughout his office that did not have one certificate on the wall.}

^{James continued to struggle throughout the interview gigling at his own corny jokes and comments with his schoolgirl giggle but he never really talks about electrolysis. So far his talented subject the lovely Lisa Rose has patiently laid there on the table and responded to prompted chuckles from the announcer's comments. Its obvious James Walker VII, CPE wants to point out that he alone possesses the most expensive foreign made electrolysis equipment that money can buy. He never gives credit to the fact that electrolysis is a 100% American invention and that our USA manufacturers make the best electrolysis equipment that foreign companies have copied and flooded the market with cheap computerized imitations that James Walker VII, CPE exclusively uses in his office. For the record I am proud to be an American and I use the best American made Computerized Epilator the R.A. Fischer CBX Programmable epilator Series Four Model.}

^{Another funny item about James is his use unique obsession with foreign made products for instance now I have my “Gold electrolysis needle from France and I will spear the hair with it.” James how many of your patients ran out of your office after you say you're going to spear their hair? James you do not spear the hair you gently insert the probe down the follicle shaft and apply the correct current and then remove the hair. I also found James attitude toward women is quite condescending and he used his subject Lisa Rose as a mere prop. Another item that I found particularly offensive is that James referred to “Transgendered People” as a “Transsexual Job” and not once did he ascertain to them as women or in the feminine noun or adjective.}